Rocky, The Criminologist
The last surviving member of his species, the wild Jennings is often to be seen making a fool of himself in public with complete confidence. Coming from the distant planet of Ottawa, his close proximity to the CN Tower gives him a supernatural level of intelligence, charisma, and good looks. His only weakness is dairy, eggs, nuts, gluten, red meat, vegetables, popcorn– food.
“Chris Jennings is probably the most handsome man in existence. We hang out, like, all the time.” -Stephen Hawking