AARON K

AARON K
Rocky, The Crim

Aaron has been performing with EMS since 2004.  He started attending the show in 1998.  He’s been delighted to see fresh victims new attendees join the audience year after year, and is always there with a friendly grope or handshake for the newly initiated.  He primarily plays Rocky, and has been honing his inability to act, dance or remember dialogue accordingly for years.  He would like to have your baby.  Nothing personal, mind you, but the baby would be nice, particularly if served slightly rare, with ketchup.

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